Rules:
- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterb*@!?
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

LMFAO.


2.) Your age?
16

Legal age for f*@#ing in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains f*!"@? even more by some guy.
2. S*@!, now I can't f@*? guys over threatening statutory rape after they f*!? my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can f*@! her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "S@!?, the f*@!ing b*%@!? s?@*!"

Wow, i had to censor that a LOT.

3.) One of your friends?
Nat.

Abbreviation for "Naked Alone Time"
After my shower I like to wander around the apartment and have NAT.

Where's Shannon? Oh, she went home - said she needed NAT.
LOL.

4.) What should you be doing?
Going out.

1. to become romantically linked with someone and see them on a regular basis.
2. to leave you usual hiding place and emerge from under the stone. THis could be a trip to the local store for some milk, to go and retrive someone's guinea pig or a night out involving alcohol. If the person is normal, when they leave the house they will not want to see anyone they know. Being Insociable is good.
1. 'oh, I'm going out with Chris'
2. 'I'm just going to go out and get some cheese so i can melt it on my toast. Be back soon.'

Why get cheese?! WHY?

5.) Favorite color?
Teal

a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
"Teal, you make no sense!"

Lmao, i think not, somehow

6.) Birthplace?
Sheffield

God's City, pure and simple
If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

yusahmgod:3

7.) Month of your birth?
May

cool; sexy; hot
i am so may

8DD

8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a sh@*!"y father, then go ahead and b@*%!, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't a*@holes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

9.) One of your nicknames
Pedo?

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for paedophile.
Many priests are pedos.

LMFAO.

1. [x] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing.
2. [x] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [x] You always draw faces at the same direction.
6. [x] The proportion is awful.
7. [x] Every character looks the same.
8. [x] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters.
9. [ ] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.
10. [ ] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [x] You only draw sketches.
12. [ ] What's a LAYER???
13. [x] You always draw one character.
14. [x] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression.
16. [x] You couldn't draw characters with movement.
17. [x] You barely draw feet.
18. [x] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [ ] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract.
21. [ ] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters.
23. [x] You can only draw cute characters.
24. [ ] You can only draw handsome characters.
25. [x] Hands are your nightmare.
26. [ ] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [x] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [x] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye
29. [x] Your works are always asymmetrical.
30. [x] Line art only = Finished piece.
31. [x] Rough sketch only = Finished piece
32. [ ] You have no anatomical knowledge.
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [ ] Character's hand and eyes are huge.
35. [ ] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs.
36. [x] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [x] You lose confidence when other people's works look great.
38. [x] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [x] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection.
40. [x] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else.
41. [ ] Tablet is your god item.
42. [ ] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappier than yours.
43. [ ] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [x] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius.
45. [ ] You draw once a month or even once a year.
46. [ ] You get mad when your favorite artists are being lazy.
47. [x] When you draw hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.
48. [x] You don't even have faith in yourself.
49. [x] You can't even draw since the beginning.
50. [x] You realized there are problems and know where to fix but you never do.


Thirdun
Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[x] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[ ] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[ ] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 5

Belle:
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[ ] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 7

Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[ ] You are very clever (LMAOOO.)
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else (I hope so.)
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don’t have a lot of friends
[ ] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[ ] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 4


Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 7

Snow White;
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful (LMAO.)
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You’ve almost been killed
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[ ] You’ve had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 6

Mulan;
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[ ] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] A lot of your friends are boys
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 7


Aurora;
[x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[x] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[x] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 5

Pocahontas;
[ ] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[ ] One of your family members is dead
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[ ] You love nature
[x] You have/had black hair (lol just dyed it today )
[ ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[ ] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 2

Well, i'm a Belle/Ariel/Mulan.
Yay awkward